Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.’
Watson replies, 'I see millions of stars.’
'What does that tell you?’
Watson ponders for a minute. 'Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?’
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. 'Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.’
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Life is complex. Each one of us must make his own path through life. There are no self-help manuals, no formulas, no easy answers. The right road for one is the wrong road for another…The journey of life is not brightly lit, and it has no road signs. It is a rocky path through the wilderness.
ultimate relationship goals are going camping together to watch the stars wrapped up in a bunch of blankets and just enjoy this earth together agh
Fall in love with someone who tastes like adventure but looks like the calm, beautiful morning after a terrible storm.
Ever been so woke you feel like you can ruin the fun out of anything
Like if your white friends say “ I just love the 50s,the style was so nice back then”
And you go" you know who didn’t like the 50s, BLACK PEOPLE"
or they say “imagine living in the year 1800 in america like that would be so cool I’ll be so in touch with nature ”
And you replied “ bitch me too I’ll be so in touch with nature too cause I’ll be underneath that sun picking cotton till my hands fall off”
Stay woke 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams.
Who I Am. (Pedagogy of Contradiction)
I don’t go outside.
I love nature.
I don’t like people.
I like meeting people
I don’t like speaking.
I like to help people .
I don’t relate to people.
I can see pieces of myself in people.
My thoughts cage me.
My ideas free me.
I don’t believe in love.
I want to feel loved.
I don’t want to be so lonely.
I don’t want to be around people.
I relate and feel others pain.
I’m apathetic to your ignorance.
I still love you.
Your name holds no weight upon my heart.
I have alot of nightmares.
Thier always euphoric.
I’m a morning person.
I wish it was always dark out.
I want to see the world.
I want to stay in bed for the rest of my life.
I want to have and know what love is.
I want to be alone.
I want to reconcile with my father.
I don’t want to talk to that man.
I want to be a great man.
I want to be the stereotype they think I am.
I want to spread love and light
I want to let them feel my rage.
I want to speak life into people.
I want to kill those who oppress.
Love is a burden.
Love could set us all free.
I want to live.
I want to……
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
List of Words to Know #28
Elysian - heavenly, paradisiacal, delightful
Intrinsic - relating to the essential nature of something
Floricide - the killing of flowers
Gauche - socially awkward
Imbue - to inspire; to permeate; to fill with a mood or tone
Lachrymose - inducing tears; sad; tearful
Sabaism - the worship of stars
